Wanna chat?

This is too good not to share … I am busy working this morning and some complete random skypes me and asks to chat. Generally these peeps are from countries I didn’t realise existed or from Turkey (for some strange reason) so I usually give the big ‘block this person/don’t share your contact details with them.’ This morning I felt a bit risqué so I venture out the big hallo. Turns out that Mr Random is into cage fighting [WTF] and wait for it … used to be a stripper! Told you this was too good not to share:

Mr Random: Hi there! How u doing?
Schmee: Can’t complain. Rather busy but that is nothing new
Mr Random: So what do u like? I mean do for fun?
Schmee: What do I like ... mmm ... lazy Sunday afternoon naps
Mr Random: HELL YES!
Mr Random: I like NHB, addicted to KFC, paintball, strip, read, write, paint, fly
Schmee: NHB? Sorry, you lost me there
Mr Random: NHB - cage fighting
Schmee: Oozzzizzz - cage fighting - sounds hectic. Where do you do it?
Mr Random: Jhb most of the time, but we also have a club in Pta
Schmee: 'Cuse my ignorance but what type of fighting are you doing ... fight club style?
Mr Random: LOL. No it's no holds barred fighting. It’s a sport
Schmee: So it’s kinda like WWF on speed without the acting?

Mr Random: Yes, it's the real deal.
Schmee: So when is a contestant declared the winner of a fight? Do you have a count or a knock out kinda concept?
Mr Random: U can win by knock out, or if the other guy gives up
Schmee: Mmm ... tuff guys crying ... interesting concept. Dunno if I am convinced Mr Random, sounds a little hectic for moi
Schmee: Think I'll stick to good old hockey thanks
Schmee: Take a hockey ball at pace any day
Mr Random: It’s not as bad as it sounds. I have gotten worse injuries as a stripper! [Here we go Jeppe]
Schmee: Oh dude! Are you a 'professional dancer' as well as a cage fighter? [Is this dude for real?]
Schmee: That is hysterical; bet you have some very interesting stories
Mr Random: LOL. I use to do that. But my shows were a bit x-rated!
Schmee: I didn’t realise there was a market for strippers in XXX
Schmee: Or do you come through to Jozi and Pta?
Schmee: And, like, who do you strip for?
Mr Random: I have been in XXX for 3 years, before that I lived in XXX
Mr Random: I do privates, since my shows are a bit rough
Schmee: Oh so you don’t strip anymore? Just when you lived in XXX
Mr Random: Yes
Mr Random: Now I do it on special request only
Schmee: I am picking up what you are putting down [No I don’t really … just keeping the cage fighting stripper happy]
Schmee: I have never had a conversation with a real live stripper [as opposed to a convo with a dead one]

Mr Random: Ex stripper that is

Schmee: My apologies ... ex stripper

Mr Random: So do you have a special request? ;o)
Schmee: Nope I’m all good thanks, I am fully satisfied
Mr Random: You married?
Schmee: That’s a negative
Mr Random: Got a bf?
Schmee: Affirmative ... he is a Cracka
Schmee: Oh look at the time, gotta duck, have a meeting in 2 minutes. Thanks for the chat!

So there you have it kids, there are all sorts of interesting peeps out there on the world wide web … you just need to know where to look.